January 2012
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Jan 29th
Jan 5th
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October 2011
2 posts
Oct 29th
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Oct 12th
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August 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Aug 20th
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Aug 16th
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July 2011
3 posts
Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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June 2011
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Jun 19th
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May 2011
2 posts
May 9th
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April 2011
3 posts
Apr 24th
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March 2011
4 posts
Mar 30th
1 tag
Mar 13th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 1st
February 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Feb 25th
robot butler vs. monkey butler
(after watching PBS special on Jeopardy champion, Watson)
Andrew: Robot butler!
Me: No, monkey butler!
Andrew: No, robot butler! Monkey butlers need diapers.
Me: No, monkey butler! At least monkey butlers don't go berserk killing people.
Andrew: Haven't you ever seen that movie with chimpanzees...
Andrew: ...where they go berserk killing people?
Feb 25th
1 tag
Feb 7th
Feb 7th
Feb 7th
January 2011
4 posts
“I dreamt I was up in the sky in a hot air balloon. There was an ice skating...”
– my husband in the goofiest sleepy voice
Jan 22nd
Jan 17th
4 tags
Jan 16th
Jan 3rd
December 2010
11 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 25th
Lifetime Christmas Movie Synopsis #4
All I Want for Christmas — a holiday contest grants a boy’s wish to find a husband for his mom.
Dec 21st
Lifetime Christmas Movie Synopsis #3
Undercover Christmas — a free-spirited cocktail waitress who’s forced to spend her Yuletide in hiding under the protection of an uptight but handsome FBI agent.
Dec 21st
Lifetime Christmas Movie Synopsis #2
A Christmas Snow — a women with deep-seated abandonment issues contemplates forgiveness.
Dec 21st
Lifetime Christmas Movie Synopsis #1
Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus — Romance between Santa’s bachelor son and an overworked single mom.
Dec 21st
Dec 13th
1 tag
Dec 13th
Dec 8th
Kickstarter - Intimate Narratives from the West... →
One of my dearest friends, Cate Malek, is writing a book - Palestine Speaks - Voices from the Holy Land.  You can/should help support the project by pledging at Kickstarter. You will be funding and supporting independent reporting from the Middle East. Follow on Facebook.
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
November 2010
4 posts
Nov 26th
“My couple of lady friends and the family.”
– My brother answering “What are you thankful for, brother?”
Nov 25th
Nov 21st
Human Dog
My husband keeps personifying the dog.  “Luca wants to get a haircut with bangs.”
Nov 6th
October 2010
3 posts
Oct 31st
Oct 30th
1 note
ListenGolden Smog :: Please Tell My Brother
Oct 5th
September 2010
3 posts
Clouds all day.
How can I survive when this sentence will be what I wake up to for the next 9 months!?  “Clouds all day,” said in that same morose tone over the radio.  The weather man can’t spin it, it’s Clouds. All. Day.   :[
Sep 17th